THE DAILY CRAP

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By reading this text, you are subjected to choose one of the options.
Failure to do so will result in assasination by ninjas hanging from your windowsill and snipers in the house right now.
DO IT NOW!
FNORD.

30 MARCH 2010

Today wasnt very nice, so i wont talk abt it.

RANDOM CRAP SLIDES

OMG, edited random slides so much that didnt notice only 1/2 hour break left.
BTW whoever wants my new slides, contact me.

30 MARCH 2010

Today was a bad day gone good, thanks to NICKY!
Ok, so this was what happened:

SWIMMING:
Today was so nice, my father sent me to school again today.
Pity I was second place.
Sean was first.
We had to wait for the security guard to open the doors.
Then, Luther came.
He told us he got fried by his father.
His laptop was confiscated and he had to survive a month on $70.
I was thinking "that's easy, i can survive if i were him."
But luther kept on complaining and moaning.
Then the security guard came and unlocked the classroom.
Sean tried to enter via the back door, but EPIC FAIL.
then we put our stuff and took our bags and set off for the swimming complex...
So we were suggesting ideas to Luther on how to survive his 1 month hell.
Ideas included:
-rob a bank
-get a job
-eat burger all day
-die (crude but, it stops the torture)
So, then, we reached the pool, and found daryl doing maths tutorial.
Sean entered the complex secretly and came out.
Max went in and came out just for a coke.(he paid!)
Then we went swimming and i actually beaten samuel!!!!haha!
then we went back to school.

RECESS:
i planned to finish my chinese wksh and packup my bio file during recess.
But i done none.
i just enjoyed my recess.
we had more crude ideas for Luther, but It would be inappropriate to say them.

HIGHER CHINESE:
I finished my chi wksh in chinese class.
I kept on moving around the various seats i can go to.
There were 4 availible seats so....
Anyway, i filed my bio file during chinese.

BIO:
Very boring, dun want to talk abt it.

OTHER STUFF:
I will only share this with certain ppl

NIGHT:
Did maths tutorial and chatted with nicky.

29 MARCH 2010

For once, I feel the torture of wearing formal wear, 6am to 6pm formal wear will kill me.
Ok, so today was not a noraml day, it was a crap day, except for robotics :D

MORNING:
Today, reached school earlier than any other day.
Clinched first place, yesss!

MENTORING:
Mentoring was total crap.
CRAP ANNOUNCEMENT.
spent time talking jokes with ryan goh.

IH:
Humanities test.
Super easy, haha.
Keith said it was hard.
Too bad for him.

CHINESE:
Received chinese homework today.
need to study for spelling.
Lucky tuition teacher already made me study.
haha.
GOT CRAP HMWK...haiz...

BREAK:
Met Jon Koo, he suggested to me to buy nicky sth legoish.
So i planned to go down to vivo to buy nicky a present later at lunch.

ENGLISH:
Saw my other frens present.
Benjamin was by far the best.
But he only prepared during break time. 20 minutes lehhhh!
All slides done, lol, so pro.
Yet is the best.

MATHS:
More factorisation,
trinomial and quadri-i-forgot-what equations.
BORING.

LUNCH:
Grabbed a quick bite with Jaren and rushed down to vivo to get nicky's present.
Jaren was very excited about it, very hyper.
We had problems deciding which lego to buy.
Finally bought a lego limited-edition bulldozer.
$40
Jaren paid $10
I paid $30.
Vanessa owes me $5, says she will pay tmr.
Came back, only half hour to spare.
Ate more stuff.

ASSEMBLY:
Crap assembly programme.
theres this guy he keeps on making up bad jokes on stage.
Haiz..

ROBOTICS(FINALLY!!!):
Gave nicky the present.
He was quite happy, haha.
Made much more improvements on the robot.
It can knock down cans in a more uncrude manner.
Our old method was ramming the light sensor into the can.
Packup came earlier than expected.

LEFT SCHOOL:
Took 196 with nicky and keith and others.
We talked stuff u do not want to know of.
Went to buona vista (pls keith, no)
Waited for daryl.
Went to outram, waited for ryan chew.
Reached home at 8pm.

AFTER DINNER:
Doing crap HCL hmwk, cya!

28 MARCH 2010 (Evening)

Today was a fairly ordinary day.

MORNING:
I woke up and used laptop to chat with other ppl about random stuff.

AFTERNOON:
Dessert was lunch.
Had to go for a play.
It was ok except that there was too much singing.
But it took up my whole afternoon.

EVENING:
I was doing Selva's book review.
Then I got bored.
So I went to edit the bio presentation powerpoint slides.
"How to use energy efficiently"
became
"How to waste energy quickly".
The fusion power slides became something on mickey mouse.
There was also speculation over real information.
I'm still editing it.
Whoever who wants a copy of my slides can call me,
email me, or meet me in person.

NIGHT:
Unable to predict the future.
Please invent a time machine.

27 MARCH 2010

Today, was a fairly boring day.

TUITION:
Had to go for 2 hour Higher Chinese tuition.
Have a stupid spelling test.
Came back with corrections as homework.
I have not done the homework.

AFTERNOON:
I actually intended to do English book review.
But I ended up facebooking until evening.
Had an interesting convo with Nicky, haha.
Wasn't able to find anyone else to chat on MSN as they were offline or busy (literally).
So sianz....

EVENING:
Played Urban Terror till parents came home.
I found out that it was actually a very boring game that can only hold my attention for 15min max.
Parents brought dinner home while i was killing a bunch of bots.
I disabled blood as it was too gory.
Ate dinner (subway).

EARTH HOUR:
Last year, I was so excited to participate in Earth Hour, my family don't care.
Now, when i want to clear up my computer files, they want to go walk for 5km, to participate in Earth Hour.
I mean, what the crap????
When i came back, it was 10.30pm.
I used a bit of computer and went to sleep.